Why Mom's Great

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier

[Age] is a matter of feeling, not of years.
- George William Curtis

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
- H. L. Mencken

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
- Chinese Proverb

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
- Benjamin Franklin

Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born old, and some never grow so.
- Tryon Edwards

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.
- James A. Garfield

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish.
- François de la Rochefoucauld

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
- Nancy Astor

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form.
- André Maurois

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
- George Burns

Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope

Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster, too. 

- Lionel Kauffman

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
- Bill Cosby

The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing you'll grow out of it.
- Doris Day

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
- Mark Twain

I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.--Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)

I love my mom because

• She puts up with me
• She lets me win some arguments
• She lets me get the last word
• She loves me
• She gives me independence and responsibility
• She spends time on me
• She grey's over me
• Because of how she raised me
• She's fair
• She's experienced
• She's my mommy
• Countless more